Thursday, May 13, 2004

sooo i was thinking tonight about how i will probably not get married because i have a severe fear of commitment and i dont think boys like me...soooo ive thought this for quite some time, dont feel sorry for me, it has opened my eyes to new things...for instance i have found who i will be by the age of 40 if i am not married....her name is fabulous, if you know me right now though you also know that my nickname with the girls is fabulous as well. this is a completely different definition of fabulous. anyways. picture it old bitter christian woman if those three things can go together. she has taken up smoking and likes to wear spandex because there is no one to impress...in Fabulous's world she can have anyone. oh and by the way she has smoked soo long that when she talks its that raspy low thing going on...really sexy. anyways she (I) will be wearing spandex pants, stiletto heels that are obnoxious and sassy, some sort of cut off sweater like the 80's in a teal or hot pink color maybe both..who really knows it depends on what fabulous is thinking about that day! um the sunglasses that will be wore are huge with rhinestones on them, but i will tell people they are real diamonds. a floppy hat for when im tanning and best of all will be the makeup, the eyeshadow will always be blue and it will cover the entire lid, my base will be two shades darker than my skin and i wont blend it in soo it will leave a line, amazing! i will be residing in tampa and i will have a dog an ugly small dog that is annoying and i wont really like it, its name will be fluffy. i will constantly get mad at it because since i will have a cigarette in one hand and a martini in the other and then the leash of course the dog will make me spill or ash and i will be very upset. i will then yell at it in the raspy voice. "GOSH DARN FLUFFY!" in public places all the time and people will stare. i will be leathery tan and the people of tampa will know me as the strange woman who was once on broadway and now she is a scary has been. the children will be scared of me and my fluffy and tell stories about me for years to come. oh and last thing i will have a pool boy and he will be in love with me he will be about 23 and HOTT and will make him wear a pink speedo everywhere he goes...i will laugh my head off all the time as this woman called fabulous..and talk of the good old days when i was one hott little number on broadway! how i was the cats meow! hahaha isnt that fabulous..

now to the real blog...i have been reading some other blogs and the new thing these days is to have some kind of questionnaire, now im not going to lie, they are kind of long but worth it. im going to fill out one and you guys will learn alot about me, and then there will be one that you can copy to the comments and fill in so that i can know about you a little too! it will be fun and exciting sooo please participate dont be a chicken blog reader and not participate! i like to see who my audience is, it gives me direction! i love you all be blessed!

Rachel blogged at 11:29 PM
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